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If there’s one thing to be learned today.

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Then it’s that Barry Allen doesn’t learn.

Especially from previous actions done by him or a villain he fought.

Also relearning that DC doesn’t care.

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If you want to be a superhero, then you must be ready to feel the pain, and know that one of your loved ones died thanks to events you couldn’t control.

It is one of the most true staples for superhero comics, especially today.

But feel free to go back in time if you think you can change it! Because that’s always a smart move that never backfires, ever.

Wally West is Dead

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Yes, so apparently he’s dead, and Future Barry goes back in time to try and save him.

That’s pretty much it.

That is the entire premise, of the new arc that will be happening.

The Flash that comes from the future?

That’s Barry, not Wally. So this means two Barry’s will be running around now….

…didn’t Barry learn NOT TO FUCK WITH TIME TRAVEL DUE TO FLASHPOINT? 

Oh wait, it’s New 52 so it doesn’t matter if the heroes learn a damn thing…or aren’t even heroes to begin with.

First round of auditions today.

Lot more women came to try out than men…and a lot of people are getting call backs. A lot of talent in this world, a lot of potential…

It’s only just begun, and in the words of a great prophet…LET’S GET DANGEROUS!

Or, you know, let’s make movies or something.